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Violanthe
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PostThe Director Who Films Your Life Test

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:06 am
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Take this quiz and share your results:

DIRECTOR TEST

Here's what I got:








Sofia Coppola
Your film will be 61% romantic, 30% comedy, 33% complex plot, and a $ 17 million budget.
With few films under her belt (The Virgin Suicides, Lost In Translation, Marie Antoinette) as a writer/director, she's already highly respected and connected -- her dad, Francis, directed all The Godfather movies and Apocolypse Now. Sofia's good at making the romantic drama that is your life with poignant sullen moments of introspection. You saw how she stylishly handled Marie Antoinette's life, no? And who didn't have at least a lump in the throat at the end of Lost In Translation? She's already won one Academy Award for her writing, now she'll be the first woman to receive one for directing -- YOUR FILM!

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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:50 am
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<H1>Your Score<!--/t-->: Sofia Coppola</H1>
<H2>Your film will be 67% romantic, 25% comedy, 26% complex plot, and a $ 32 million budget.</H2>

<P>With few films under her belt (The Virgin Suicides, Lost In Translation, Marie Antoinette) as a writer/director, she's already highly respected and connected -- her dad, Francis, directed all The Godfather movies and Apocolypse Now. Sofia's good at making the romantic drama that is your life with poignant sullen moments of introspection. You saw how she stylishly handled Marie Antoinette's life, no? And who didn't have at least a lump in the throat at the end of Lost In Translation? She's already won one Academy Award for her writing, now she'll be the first woman to receive one for directing -- YOUR FILM! </P>
Link: The Director Who Films Your Life Test written by bingomosquito on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test<!--/t-->
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:57 pm
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Seems to be a trend. I got Sofia as well, except with a 26 million dollar budget.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:02 am
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Yeah, Sofia here as well but:

"Your film will be 72% romantic, 25% comedy, 29% complex plot, and a $ 18 million budget."

My life is much cheaper Laughing
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:23 pm
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Your Score: Roger Corman

Your film will be 44% romantic, 25% comedy, 38% complex plot, and a $ 28 million budget.

An action-complex tale about a complex character that is you. Corman was responsible for a very early Jack Nicholson film, 1963's The Terror (Francis Coppola was associate producer), filmed in three days! The actor who plays you will emote complexity like Jack ... maybe Christian Slater or Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, Roger filmed the original Little Shop of Horrors film -- which in the 1980s was the basis for a hit Broadway musical and another film. All his films were shot for mere thousands of dollars, sometimes completed within the week. Roger knows talent, and knows how to keep costs down with complex stories such as your life story. His versions of Edgar Allen Poe stories are considered classics (The Raven, The Pit and the Pendulum), and also directed Deathsport and Bloody Mama in the 1970s. Oh, yeah, man, this guy will make your film a cult classic!
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:00 pm
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<h1><!--t-->Your Score<!--/t-->: Woody Allen</h1>
<h2>Your film will be 64% romantic, 40% comedy, 31% complex plot, and a $ 22 million budget.</h2>

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Be prepared to have your life story shot entirely in New York City -- though lately Woody's been loving shooting in London. Also, your music soundtrack is all jazz from before 1949. Filmography: Annie Hall, Manhattan, Stardust Memories, Everyone Says I Love You, Match Point, Scoop, etc. Woody has released one film per year consistently for the past 35 years. For the past 15 years he's been trying to make films like his older, funnier ones, just like characters in his Stardust Memories film suggest throughout. Regardless of his personal life, his films are American classics.
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<!--t-->Link: The Director Who Films Your Life Test written by bingomosquito on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test<!--/t-->

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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:16 am
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I'd have loved to have Tarantino filming my life.
But then .. that would mean I must have lived pretty wildly .. Laughing
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:35 am
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Your Score: Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Your film will be 40% romantic, 28% comedy, 36% complex plot, and a $ 34 million budget.

Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time -- for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film -- even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood -- go see it.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:41 am
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Golophin's sounds like it's going to be a very interesting film.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:16 pm
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Especially the big song and dance number at the end...

* The lights go down

We are in the 1920's

a man at the train station approaches the shoe shine boy and begins to sing....

" Pardon me boy is this the way to sunken R'yleh?
cause triple A has no maps and all the cho chos lay traps...."




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